<h1>When looking for <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk" title="Simon James Jones" target="_top">Simon Jones on the web</a> you'll run into site after site after site by this particular <a href="http://www.simonjones.info">Simon Jones</a>.</h1> <p><span class="simon-text">Originally from <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/simonjones.html">Chelmsford, Essex</a>, in the United Kingdom. This <a href="http://www.simon-jones.co.uk">Simon Jones</a> has all but monopolized the name <a href="http://www.simonjones.us">Simon Jones</a> with <a href="http://www.simonjonesonline.co.uk">his own</a> brand of design, <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/meanwhile/simonjones.html">writing</a>, <a href="http://www.simonjonesphotography.net">photography</a>, humor and even <a href="http://www.realityradio.co.uk">radio</a> and <a href="http://www.poshtelly.com">TV presenting</a>! For a <a href="simon.jones.html">self proclaimed</a> '<a href="http://www.simonjonesonline.co.uk">average guy</a>' this <a href="http://www.simonjones.name">Simon Jones</a> has <a href="http://www.simonjonesonline.com">more websites</a> out there than you can wave a stick at! </span></p> <p><span class="simon-text">People from <a href="http://www.simonjones.eu">my life</a>, in no particular order and include, include the following;<br> Will Woodhouse, Andrew Long otherwise known as Andy Long, Graham Woodhouse, Oliver Treadway, Mark Dawe, Dominic Turberville or is that Turbeville? Anyway we just called him Dom or Dommo. Samantha Doherty known back then to me as simply Sam Doherty, Edd Ellison, Craig Sealy known to most as CJ, Leon Summerfield, Mick Singh, Hannah Emissah, Anna Thompson, Anne-marie O'Conner, Nick Blowers, James Lister, <a href="http://www.gofromhere.com/about/darrylweaver.html">Darryl Weaver</a>, James Carrol, Esther Maple, Phil McGrath, Georgina Dixon, Hilary Dixon, Mick Singh, Ruth Ann Huntington though that could be Ruth Anne Huntington or just Ruth Huntington, Erin Davis, Amy Davis, Elizabeth Sloane formerly known as Elizabeth Sheets, Melisa McDaniel otherwise known as 'Missy', Melissa Ham, Shane Ham, Paula Velez formerly known as Paula Pennington before she married <a href="http://www.thedarkglass.net">Anthony Velez</a>, Dr. Simon Grant, Darryl Waterhouse, Steve Johnson, <a href="http://www.simon-jones.co.uk">Dr Simon Jones</a>, Karen Adams, Danial Slote, Donna Loy and her husband Barry Loy from Gordon College in Whenham, their 'sea glass kids' Sarah, Lizzy, Andrew and Matt Loy too. Anne Bajema (Anneliese Bajema) who was Anne Metz before she married Michael, though these days she is n, Josh Cole, Karin Holmes, Jaime Platt, Pamala (Pam) Kay, Elizabeth-anne Williams, Michelle Wright, Gareth Price, Jon Price, Simon Chambers, Gavin Cree, Louise Hancocks, Allison Morton, <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/pointandclick">Josh Sheridan</a>, <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/pointandclick">Kevin Olson</a>, Amy Lewis formerly know as Amy Voris, <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/pointandclick">Rick and Karen Bartlett</a>, Josh Burch, Bob Burch, Karen Burch, Roy Straight, Peter Jones, Louise Marshall. </span></p> <p class="simon-text">I've had a few girlfriends in my time. I'm still friends with a lot of them and hated by some I would imagine, you know how that goes I'm sure. I've lost touch with some old friends though which is a little sad, happens to us all I guess. They include; <span class="simon-text">Lucy Keohane, Carla Cranness, Rachel Thornton (known to me back in the day as 'Razzy T'), Tracey McCann (who moved to New Zealand and became Tracey Gould), Wendy Percival, Trisha Neville (know known as Trisha Edge I think), Louise Blaylock, Alison Hewett (who shortly thereafter became Alison Barker), Helen McCabe, Sarah Williams, Rachel Pennington, Kelly Reynolds (aka Kelly-Anne Reynolds), Paula Jones, and 'Posh' known to everyone else as Rachel Lindsay.</span></p> <p class="simon-text">Although I am <a href="www.poshcoffee.com/">Simon Jones</a>, I am not the actor who played <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/arthurdent">Arthur Dent</a> in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.</p> <p class="simon-text">Places that I have worked or had some involvement with include;<br> <span class="simon-text"> The Bluecoat Arts centre in Liverpool, Connect Internet Centre, The University of Liverpool, <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk">MELT</a>, Hollesley Bay, Essex County Cricket Club, Boswells comprehensive school, John George Hair salon, The Ice Bar, in Birkenhead.</span></p> <p class="simon-text">Places I've lived in or visited regularly include;<br> Chelmsford,<span class="simon-text"> Billericay, Braintree and Coggeshall in Essex, Fresno California, Beverly Mass, Portland Oregon, Birkenhead and Bebington on the <a href="http://www.simonjones.info/church">Wirral</a> Peninsula in Merseyside. Favorite places to visit are North Wales, Beverly, Salem, Boston, Chicago, Houston, New Hampshire, Tacoma, Portland, New York, Dallas, Los Angeles, America. Dublin and other places in Ireland as well as Brussels and Spa in Belgium.</span></p> <p class="simon-text">A lot of people confuse me with <a href="http://www.simonjones.info">Simon Jones</a> from the Verve and <span class="simon-text">The Shining. I don't play the guitar. I can hit a couple of notes but I'm not ready to start singing about "Three cords and the truth".</span></p> <p class="simon-text">This website is not affiliated in anyway to the following <a href="http://www.simonjones.tv">Simon Jones</a>'s. This is not Simon Peyton Jones from Microsoft, This is not <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/simonjones/cricket.html">Simon Phillip Jones the cricketer</a>, <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/arthurdent">Simon Jones who plays Arthur Dent in The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy</a>, This is not Dr Simon B Jones from Department of Computing Science and Mathematics University of Stirling, This is not The <a href="http://www.simonjonesonline.co.uk">Simon Jones memorial campaign</a>, This is not Prof. <a href="http://www.simonjones.info">Simon Jones</a> from the Royal Academy of Engineering Research Chair in Embedded Microelectronic Systems, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk">Simon Jones</a> the actor who starred in 12 Monkeys, <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/arthurdent">The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams</a>, Miracle on 34th Street, Green Card, Devil's among other movies and TV appearances, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.us">Simon Jones</a> the musician from the Verve and the shining, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.info">Simon Jones</a> from newsynod who is the Master of Ceremonies at Saint Alban's, Holborn, This is not <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/simonjones.html">Simon D. Jones</a> from the Department of Geomatics at the University of Melbourne, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.eu">Dr Simon Jones</a> Lecturer in Organic Chemistry at the University of Newcastle, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/simonjones">Simon Jones</a> the consultant in the area of computer systems, electronics & IT, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/meanwhile/simonjones.html">Simon Jones</a> PhD at the Cardiff School of Biosciences, Cardiff University, This is not <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/simonjones/simonjoneslinks.html">Simon Jones</a> from the Copenhagen Crocodiles, This is not <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/simonjones">Simon</a> the contemorary artist, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/meanwhile/simonjones.html">Simon Jones</a> from the BBC who presents South East Today, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/pictures">Simon Jones</a> BA at London College of Music and Media, Thames Valley University, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/meanwhile">Simon Jones</a> Electrics, This is not <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/simonjones">Simon</a> the Managing Director, Analysys Group Ltd, This is not <a href="http://www.simon-jones.net">Simon Jones</a> on Currybet, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.name">Simon Jones</a> a partner at Brabners Chaffe Street, This is not <a href="http://www.sijones.co.uk/">Simon Jones</a> a partner in Clyde & Co, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.info">Simon Jones</a> studying zoology at the University of Wales Aberystwyth, This is not Simon Jones</a> from gurn.net, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjonesonline.tv">Simon Jones</a> the sound engineer/recordist from Capelin Media, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.name">Simon Jones</a> the illustrator, This is not <a href="http://www.simon-jones.co.uk">Simon Jones</a> from Gerald Eve Chartered Surveyors and Property Consultants, This is not <a href="http://www.simon-jones.co.uk">Simon Jones</a> from AirFair Radio, This is not <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk">Simon Jones</a> partner at Grant Thornton, This is not Mr Simon V Jones the consultant in Obstetrics & Gynaecology and this has nothing to do with <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk">Simon Hewitt Jones</a> the excellent violinist.</p> <p class="simon-text"><a href="http://www.simonjones.us">I</a> applied to be on Big Brother way back in 2002. <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk">I</a> Never got on and that's probably a good thing, otherwise <a href="http://www.simonjones.info">I</a> would have been forever labelled as 'Simon from Big Brother.'' <a href="http://www.simonjones.name">I</a> may again apply to become 'Simon from Big Brother' as I think that living in that house with those people would be an interesting experience. Not sure how I would cope with being watched on a 24 hour Reality TV show like that.</p> <p class="simon-text">Other keywords that I'd like to be found under should probably be thrown in here. There is no real reason for these;<span class="simon-text"><br> Christian, Belief, Believe, <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/macassist/site/">Mac</a>, <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/macassist/site/">Macintosh</a>, <a href="http://www.melt.co.uk/macassist/site">Mac Support UK</a>, Hats, silly hats, Birkenhead, London, Birmingham, channel four, channel 4, e4, ice bar, clubbing, photography, cricket, copy writing, copy writer, memorial, actor, movie, posh, writer, fever, clubs, Manchester, web designer, grand prix, lotus, aryton senna, eddie irvine, u2. </span></p> <p class="simon-text">There is a local <a href="godstuff/index.html">Church</a> run by the raving <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/wcc/ravingrev.html">Rev Paul Epton</a> called the <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/wcc">Wirral Christian Centre</a> (sometimes referred to as the<a href="http://www.wccuk.org"> WCC</a>). Over the years several thousand people must have attended his <a href="http://www.bombsquad.co.uk/truth/wcc.html">Church</a> at one point or another. Sadly though, due in no small part to his apparent <a href="http://www.wccuk.org">lack of love</a>, compassion and understanding, a staggering number of those people have left the the <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/wcc">Wirral Christian Centre</a>. Many vow never to return and sadly some are even told never to return.</p> <p class="simon-text">From humble beginnings the <a href="http://www.bombsquad.co.uk/truth/pae.html">Rev Paul Epton</a> now lives in a large detached house similar to that which you might expect a lawyer or bank manager to live in. He drives a Mercedes Benz and enjoys a <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/wcc/mrse.html">luxurious lifestyle</a> in an area ravaged by unemployment, drug problems and crime. His <a href="http://www.bombsquad.co.uk/truth/pae.html">lack of humility</a> has made him <a href="http://www.bombsquad.co.uk/truth/pae.html">few friends</a> over the years. He still he runs <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com/wcc">The Wirral Christian Centre</a> and the <a href="http://www.wccuk.org">Wirral Christian Centre Trust Ltd</a> which was made famous by an article in the Sunday Times called '<a href="http://carewatchuk.blogspot.com/">Homes that fail the old</a>' that was about abuse in old peoples homes. </p> <p class="simon-text">Moving on... </p> <p class="simon-text">Links to other sites:<br> I have a few other addresses that ultimately lead to this site, they are <a href="htttp://www.simon-jones.co.uk" target="_top">simon-jones.co.uk</a>, <a href="http://www.simonjones.name" target="_top">simonjones.name</a>, <a href="http://www.simonjones.us" target="_top">simonjones.us</a>, <a href="http://www.simonjones.info" target="_top">simonjones.info</a>, <a href="http://www.simonjones.tv" target="_top">simonjones.tv</a> and <a href="http://www.sijones.co.uk" target="_top">sijones.co.uk</a>. You can also see other stuff at <a href="http://www.frombeyondthe.com" target="_top">frombeyondthe.com</a> and <a href="http://www.poshcoffee.com" target="_top">poshcoffee.com</a>. To enable <a href="http://www.gofromhere.com" target="_top">search engines</a> to cross link my sites there is also <a href="http://www.bombsquad.co.uk/simonjones" target="_top">Simon Jones</a> at <a href="http://www.bombsquad.co.uk/" target="_top">Bombsquad</a>, <a href="http://www.poshtelly.com/simonjones" target="_top">Simon Jones</a> at <a href="http://www.poshtelly.com" target="_top">PoshTelly</a>, <a href="http://www.realityradio.co.uk/simonjones" target="_top">Simon Jones</a> at <a href="http://www.realityradio.co.uk" target="_top">Reality Radio</a> <a href="http://www.gofromhere.com/simonjones/" target="_top">Simon Jones</a> at <a href="http://www.gofromhere.com/simonjones/" target="_top">gofromhere.com</a> and <a href="http://www.simonjones.us" target="_top">Simon Jones</a> at <a href="http://www.simonjonesonline.co.uk">simonjonesonline.co.uk</a>. There is more infomation about <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/meanwhile/simonjones.html">Simon Jones</a> at <a href="http://www.simonjones.co.uk/meanwhile/articles">Meanwhile</a>. There are <a href="pictures/index.html">pictures</a> of <a href="pictures/2pictures.html">Simon Jones</a> available online. (Also see <a href="http://www.whothehellisgod.com">who the hell is God</a> and <a href="http://www.wherethehellisgod.com">Where the hell is God</a>.) </p>
