Originally from Chelmsford,
the United Kingdom. This Simon
Jones has all but monopolized the
name Simon Jones with his
own brand of design, writing, photography,
humor and even radio and TV
presenting! For a self proclaimed 'average
guy' this Simon Jones has more
websites out there than you can wave a
People from my
life, in no particular order and
include, include the following;
Will Woodhouse, Andrew Long otherwise
known as Andy Long,
Graham Woodhouse, Oliver Treadway, Mark Dawe, Dominic Turberville
or is that Turbeville? Anyway we just called him Dom or
Dommo. Samantha Doherty known back then to me as simply Sam Doherty, Edd
Ellison, Craig Sealy known to most as CJ, Leon Summerfield, Mick Singh,
Hannah Emissah, Anna Thompson, Anne-marie O'Conner, Nick Blowers, James
Lister, Darryl Weaver, James Carrol, Esther Maple, Phil McGrath, Georgina Dixon,
Hilary Dixon, Mick Singh, Ruth Ann Huntington though that
could be Ruth Anne Huntington or just Ruth Huntington, Erin Davis, Amy
Davis, Elizabeth Sloane formerly known as Elizabeth Sheets, Melisa McDaniel
otherwise known as 'Missy', Melissa Ham, Shane Ham, Paula Velez formerly
known as Paula Pennington before she married Anthony Velez, Dr. Simon Grant, Darryl Waterhouse, Steve Johnson, Dr
Karen Adams, Danial Slote, Donna Loy and her husband Barry
Loy from Gordon College in Whenham, their 'sea glass kids'
Sarah, Lizzy, Andrew and Matt Loy too. Anne Bajema (Anneliese Bajema) who was Anne Metz before she married Michael, though these days she is n, Josh Cole, Karin Holmes, Jaime Platt, Pamala (Pam) Kay, Elizabeth-anne Williams, Michelle Wright, Gareth Price, Jon
Price, Simon Chambers, Gavin Cree, Louise Hancocks, Allison Morton, Josh
Sheridan, Kevin Olson, Amy Lewis formerly know as Amy Voris, Rick
and Karen Bartlett, Josh Burch, Bob Burch, Karen Burch, Roy Straight,
Peter Jones, Louise Marshall.
I've had a few girlfriends in my time. I'm still friends
with a lot of them and hated by some I would imagine, you know
how that goes I'm sure. I've lost touch with some old friends though which is a little sad, happens to us all I guess. They include; Lucy Keohane, Carla Cranness, Rachel Thornton (known to me back in the
day as 'Razzy T'), Tracey McCann (who moved to New Zealand and
became Tracey Gould), Wendy Percival, Louise Blaylock, Nicky (Nicola) Ralphs, Alison Hewett (who shortly thereafter
became Alison Barker), Sarah Williams, Rachel Pennington, Kelly Reynolds (aka Kelly-Anne Reynolds), Paula Jones, and 'Posh' known to everyone else as Rachel
Although I am Simon Jones, I am not the actor who played Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Places that I have worked or had some involvement
The Bluecoat Arts centre in Liverpool, Connect
Internet Centre, The University of Liverpool, MELT,
Hollesley Bay, Essex County Cricket Club, Boswells comprehensive school,
John George Hair salon, The Ice Bar, in Birkenhead.
Places I've lived in or visited regularly include;
Chelmsford, Billericay, Braintree and Coggeshall
in Essex, Fresno California, Beverly Mass, Portland Oregon, Birkenhead and Bebington on the
Wirral Peninsula in Merseyside.
Favorite places to visit are North Wales, Beverly, Salem, Boston,
Chicago, Houston, New Hampshire, Tacoma, Portland, New York,
Dallas, Los Angeles, America. Dublin and other places in Ireland
as well as Brussels and Spa in Belgium.
A lot of people confuse me with Simon
the Verve and The
Shining. I don't play the guitar. I can hit a couple
of notes but I'm not ready to start singing about "Three cords and
This website is not affiliated in anyway to
the following Simon Jones's.
This is not Simon Peyton Jones from Microsoft, This is not Simon
Phillip Jones the cricketer, Simon Jones who plays Arthur Dent in The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, This is not Dr Simon B Jones from Department of Computing Science and Mathematics University of Stirling,
This is not The Simon
Jones memorial campaign, This is not Prof.
Simon Jones from the Royal Academy of Engineering Research Chair in Embedded
Microelectronic Systems, This is not Simon
Jones the actor who
in 12 Monkeys, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Miracle on
34th Street, Green Card, Devil's among other movies and TV
appearances, This is not
Simon Jones the musician from the Verve and the shining, This is
not Simon Jones from newsynod who is the Master of Ceremonies at Saint
This is not Simon
D. Jones from the Department of Geomatics at
the University of Melbourne, This is not Dr
Simon Jones Lecturer
in Organic Chemistry
at the University of Newcastle, This is not Simon
Jones the consultant
in the area of computer systems, electronics & IT, This is not
Jones PhD at the Cardiff School of Biosciences, Cardiff University,
This is not
Simon Jones from the Copenhagen Crocodiles, This is not Simon the
artist, This is not Simon
Jones from the BBC who presents South
East Today, This is not Simon
Jones BA at London College of Music
Valley University, This is not Simon
Jones Electrics, This is not
Simon the Managing Director, Analysys Group Ltd, This is not Simon
Jones on Currybet, This is not Simon
Jones a partner at Brabners Chaffe
Street, This is not
Simon Jones a partner in Clyde & Co, This is not Simon
zoology at the University of Wales Aberystwyth, This is not Simon Jones from gurn.net,
This is not Simon Jones the sound engineer/recordist from Capelin
Media, This is not Simon Jones the illustrator, This is not Simon
Gerald Eve Chartered Surveyors and Property Consultants, This is
not Simon Jones from AirFair Radio, This is not Simon
Jones partner at Grant Thornton,
This is not Mr Simon V Jones the consultant in Obstetrics & Gynaecology
and this has nothing to do with Simon
Hewitt Jones the excellent violinist.
to be on Big Brother way back in 2002. I Never got on and that's probably
a good thing, otherwise I would have been forever labelled as 'Simon
from Big Brother.'' I may again
apply to become 'Simon from Big Brother'
as I think that living in that house with those people would be an interesting
experience. Not sure how I would cope with being watched on a 24 hour
Reality TV show like that.
Other keywords that I'd like to be found under should
probably be thrown in here. There is no real reason for these;
Christian, Belief, Believe, Mac, Macintosh, Mac Support UK, Hats, silly
hats, Birkenhead, London, Birmingham, channel four, channel 4, e4, ice bar, clubbing, photography, cricket, copy writing, copy
writer, memorial, actor, movie, posh, writer, fever, clubs, Manchester, web designer,
grand prix, lotus, aryton senna, eddie irvine, u2.
There is a local Church run by the raving Rev Paul Epton called the Wirral Christian Centre (sometimes referred to as the WCC). Over the years several thousand people must have attended his Church at one point or another. Sadly though, due in no small part to his apparent lack of love, compassion and understanding, a staggering number of those people have left the the Wirral Christian Centre. Many vow never to return and sadly some are even told never to return.
From humble beginnings the Rev
Paul Epton now lives in a large detached house similar to that
which you might expect a lawyer or bank manager to live
in. He drives a Mercedes Benz and enjoys a luxurious
lifestyle in an area ravaged by unemployment, drug problems
and crime. His lack
of humility has made him few
friends over the
years. He still he runs The
Wirral Christian Centre and the Wirral Christian Centre Trust
Ltd which was made famous by an article in the Sunday Times
called 'Homes that fail
the old' that was about abuse in
old peoples homes.
Links to other sites:
I have a few other addresses that ultimately lead to this site, they
are simon-jones.co.uk, simonjones.name, simonjones.us, simonjones.info, simonjones.tv and sijones.co.uk.
You can also see other stuff at frombeyondthe.com and poshcoffee.com.
To enable search engines to
cross link my sites there is also Simon
Jones at Bombsquad, Simon
Jones at PoshTelly,
Jones at Reality
Jones at gofromhere.com and Simon
Jones at simonjonesonline.co.uk.
There is more infomation about Simon
Jones at Meanwhile.
There are pictures of Simon
online. (Also see who the hell
is God and Where the hell
is God.) Also see my complain sites for British Airways Complaints and 1and1 internet complaints.