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Simon Jones Legal Notices

1. Copyright

All materials contained in this Website, including but not limited to, all text, photos, graphics, audio, and/or video, are protected by copyright laws, and may not be reproduced, republished, distributed, transmitted, displayed, broadcast or otherwise exploited in any manner without the express prior written permission of the the author, Simon Jones, or in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.

You may download and print one hard copy of the material from this website for your personal and non-commercial use only, without altering or removing any trademark, copyright or other notice from such material. You are not permitted to adapt, alter or create a derivative work from any of the material contained in this site or use it for any other purpose other than for your personal non-commercial use.

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2. Materials

The materials comprising the Meanwhile Website are provided by the author, Simon Jones, as a service to its readers on an "as-is, as-available" basis for entertainment purposes only. Simon Jones assumes no responsibility for any errors or omissions in these materials and makes no commitment to update the information contained herein.

3. Third parties

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Where you [you being a third party] are invited to submit any contribution to this site, including without limitation any text, graphics, video or audio, you are required by such submission to grant Simon Jones a perpetual, royalty-free, non-exclusive, sublicenseable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform, play, and exercise all copyright and publicity rights with respect to any such work worldwide and/or to incorporate it in other works in any media now known or later developed for the full term of any rights that may exist in such content.

If you do not wish to grant such rights to the Simon Jones, it is suggested that you do not submit your contribution to this site. By submitting your contribution to this site, you also warrant that such contribution is;

  1. your own original work and that you have the right to make it available to Simon Jones for all the purposes specified above;
  2. is not defamatory; and
  3. does not infringe any law.

Indemnify Simon Jones against all legal fees, damages and other expenses that may be incurred by the aforementioned as a result of your breach of the above warranty; and

Agree to waive any moral rights in your contribution for the purposes of its submission to and publication on the Meanwhile website and the other purposes specified above.

If there is any conflict between these Terms and Conditions and/or specific terms appearing elsewhere on this site relating to specific material then the latter shall prevail.

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5. Disclaimers

Simon Jones makes no, and expressly disclaims any, warranties, express or implied, regarding the correctness, accuracy, completeness, timeliness, and reliability of the text, graphics, links to other sites and any other items accessed from or via this website or the internet, or that the services will be uninterrupted, error-free or free of viruses or other harmful components. Under no circumstances shall Simon Jones be liable for any damages, whether direct, indirect, special or consequential damages for lost revenues, lost profits, or otherwise, arising from or in connection with this website, the materials contained herein, or the internet generally.

6. Reservation of rights

Simon Jones reserves the right to take all legal or technical steps deemed necessary to prevent unauthorised broadcast, distribution or transmission of any material contained [made available] on this website. A failure of Simon Jones to exercise any right provided for herein shall not be deemed to be a waiver of such right.

All clauses in these terms and conditions are joint and severable. These Terms and Conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of England and Wales. Disputes arising here from shall be exclusively subject to the jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.

The author of Meanwhile, Simon Jones, reserves the right to change these terms and conditions without notice at any time by posting changes online.

These terms and conditions were last updated on November 25th, 2003.

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